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Laughter Quotes



I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. ~Woody Allen


At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston


Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit. ~Author Unknown


Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg. ~Author Unknown


Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher


The most wasted of all days is that in which we have not laughed. ~Sébastien-Roch Nicolas (Chamfort), translated from French


Laughter is an instant vacation. ~Milton Berle


So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter. ~Gordon W. Allport


Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~Victor Borge


There is little success where there is little laughter. ~Andrew Carnegie


What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. ~Yiddish Proverb


Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. ~Kurt Vonnegut


A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb


Laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey


A good laugh recharges your battery. ~Author Unknown


Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place. ~Josh Billings


Carry laughter with you wherever you go. ~Hugh Sidey


Life is a vale of tears in which there are moments you just can't stop giggling. ~Robert Brault


Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. ~Arnold Glasow


“If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.” ― Robert Frost


“Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made by man that life is worth living.”

― Seán O'Casey


“He was born with a gift of laughter and a sense that the world was mad.”

― Rafael Sabatini


“Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning do to do afterward.” ― Kurt Vonnegut

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. ~Bob Newhart


A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash. ~Puzant Kevork Thomajan


There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh. ~Françoise Sagan


I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth." ~Quincy Jones


Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks. ~Henri Bergson


Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. ~Max Eastman


A man isn't poor if he can still laugh. ~Raymond Hitchcock              


Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything. ~Kurt Vonnegut


Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food. ~Anna Fellows Johnston


You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. ~Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis


A good time to laugh is any time you can. ~Linda Ellerbee


Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. ~Ken Kesey


It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. ~Author Unknown


It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile. ~Author Unkno


If you are too busy to laugh, you are too busy. ~Proverb


Seven days without laughter makes one weak. ~Mort Walker


A laugh is a smile that bursts. ~Mary H. Waldrip


Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face. ~Victor Hugo


Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul. ~Thomas Mann


Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense. ~Author Unknown


We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. ~Joseph Heller


Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter. ~Friedrich Nietzsche


“The earth laughs in flowers.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson


“If only she could be so oblivious again, to feel such love without knowing it, mistaking it for laughter. ” ― Markus Zusak


“I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.”

― Maya Angelou



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